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Trump Creates Bureau of Loyal Statistics

Also fires annoying kid who pointed out invisible clothes

Aug 8

Independent Monitor Lizard to Oversee Columbia University’s Re-Education

Once endangered, “Cold-Blooded Commissars” make comeback under Trump

Aug 5

“Lamest Intelligence Professionals Day Ever!”

No parade, canceled activities, layoffs, and treason accusations cloud IC appreciation day.

Jul 30

Other Handsome Bills Sue Trump, Congress Over "Big Beautiful Bill" Designation

“This legislation may be hot, but it’s not the only smoking Bill,” said a plaintiff named, what else, Bill.

Jul 26

Rubio Swept up in Mass Layoffs, State Department Scrambles to Reinstate Him

“He’s never there,” said an aide, “so DOGE’s AI RIFbot included him in the cuts.”

Jul 22

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