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Trump Launches “Anti-Woke” Campaign at Cabinet Meeting
“He wasn’t asleep. He was refusing to be awake,” White House insists.
Dec 5
Trump Carves Up Ukraine for Putin at Thanksgiving Feast
Russia Brings Financial Desserts, Empty Tupperware to Diplomatic Potluck
Dec 2
Turkey Pardoned after $1 Million Donation to Trump Library
Others Buy Crypto or Ink Business Deals for Clemency — “Democrat Turkeys” Not So Lucky
Nov 26
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Rubio Swept up in Mass Layoffs, State Department Scrambles to Reinstate Him
Jul 22
Loomer Joining “The Kardashians”
Aug 26
Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
Oct 28
CDC Approves Kisses, Chicken Soup As Tylenol Alternatives
Sep 26
“Lamest Intelligence Professionals Day Ever!”
Jul 30
ICE Fall Mask Line Projects Kinder, Gentler Abductions
Sep 15

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Larry Summers Not the Only One Who Solicited Epstein’s Advice
The "Salacious Sage" also mentored Diddy, R Kelly, Donald Duck, and...President Trump
Nov 21
HOAX
noun / hōks /
Nov 18
After Shutdown, Federal Workers Start Charging the Government for Services
“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
Nov 13
Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
Nov 11
Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
Nov 10
Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
Nov 6
ANSWERS: Know Your Internal Security Forces!
SPOILER ALERT!
Nov 5
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