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Earth Flat and Cooling, Trump Claims
Also Directs Military to Invest in Coal, Blockbuster, and the Telegraph
Feb 13
MAGA Outraged after Trump Deletes Racist Image of Obamas
President Blames Staffer for Deleting Post
Feb 7
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Feb 4
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Feb 1

January 2026

Bored of Peace
After Ending 8 (Some Say 9) Wars, Trump Turns to Military Action
Jan 27
Iceland, Greenland, Ireland, They're all the Same to Me!
Excerpts from Trump’s Davos Speech
Jan 23
After Norway, Trump Demands Other World Leaders Give Him Things They Don’t Control
President Furious to Learn “Allies” Don’t Control Michelin Stars, BTS Tickets, or Ancient Ruins
Jan 20
Two Latin Women Battle for Affection of Older, Wealthy, Emotionally Unavailable American Man
Venezuelan Telenovela Engulfs Caracas and Washington
Jan 16
Supreme Leader Sends Internal Security to Quell Protests
“We will not allow domestic terrorists and foreign infiltrators to fuel unrest,” The Leader said.
Jan 13
VENEZUELA: Mission Accomplished!
“Stop comparing this to Iraq.”
Jan 9
Top 5 Posts You May Have Missed from 2025
And 5 Honorable Mentions
Jan 6
Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin
Juan Orlando Hernandez to Assume Interim-Presidency; Other Trump Pardonees Will Join Cabinet
Jan 4
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