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Charles Schwab Launches TACO Fund
New ETF Tracks the Presidential Capitulation Index, Gives Retail Investors Exposure to Ultimatums and Backdowns, Trades at 15-Minute Disadvantage to…
Mar 30
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White House Introduces Dress, Grooming Code After Shoes Initiative “Massive Success”
Male Cabinet Members Also Change Names to “Donald”
Mar 17
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White House Releases Iran War Rationale Desk Calendar
Only $19.99 — 5¢ per Reason per Day!
Mar 9
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AI Drone Told to “Decapitate the Regime” Destroys White House
“We don’t know anything about it,” winked an Anthropic engineer.
Mar 1
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February 2026
Jews Puzzled Over “El Mencho” Killing
“How could he be bad with that name?” asked Shmuli Rodriguez.
Feb 24
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Earth Flat and Cooling, Trump Claims
Also Directs Military to Invest in Coal, Blockbuster, and the Telegraph
Feb 13
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MAGA Outraged after Trump Deletes Racist Image of Obamas
President Blames Staffer for Deleting Post
Feb 7
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Inconvenient Facts? Doesn’t Fit the Narrative? Try History Eraser!
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Feb 4
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Feb 1
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January 2026
Bored of Peace
After Ending 8 (Some Say 9) Wars, Trump Turns to Military Action
Jan 27
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Iceland, Greenland, Ireland, They're all the Same to Me!
Excerpts from Trump’s Davos Speech
Jan 23
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After Norway, Trump Demands Other World Leaders Give Him Things They Don’t Control
President Furious to Learn “Allies” Don’t Control Michelin Stars, BTS Tickets, or Ancient Ruins
Jan 20
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