Archive - Ridiculocracy

Trump Brings Chess Set to Putin Summit

Eye Gazing and Agreements in Alaska

Aug 15

Trump Dispatches Imperial Guard to DC

“Resistance” busses homeless to red states in defiance

Aug 14

Senate Renamed “Hall of Eunuchs” after Trump Mandated Castrations

“Now that we're nonbinary, we can’t use the bathroom,” said one Senator.

Aug 12

Trump Creates Bureau of Loyal Statistics

Also fires annoying kid who pointed out invisible clothes

Aug 8

Independent Monitor Lizard to Oversee Columbia University’s Re-Education

Once endangered, “Cold-Blooded Commissars” make comeback under Trump

Aug 5

July 2025

“Lamest Intelligence Professionals Day Ever!”

No parade, canceled activities, layoffs, and treason accusations cloud IC appreciation day.

Jul 30

Other Handsome Bills Sue Trump, Congress Over "Big Beautiful Bill" Designation

“This legislation may be hot, but it’s not the only smoking Bill,” said a plaintiff named, what else, Bill.

Jul 26

Rubio Swept up in Mass Layoffs, State Department Scrambles to Reinstate Him

“He’s never there,” said an aide, “so DOGE’s AI RIFbot included him in the cuts.”

Jul 22

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