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September 2025

Ridiculocracy Obtains Advance Copy of Hegseth’s “Warrior Ethos” Speech
Leaked Remarks Urge Generals to Embrace Meathead Masculinity, Hazing
CDC Approves Kisses, Chicken Soup As Tylenol Alternatives
When "tough it out" isn't an option
Radical Domestic Terror Organizations Exposed!
Antifa is just the beginning...
George Washington Convenes Presidents Guild to Discuss Trump Attack on Free Speech
“He’s giving us bad press. I don’t know, maybe his President’s license should be taken away,” said the founding father.
Cancel Culture War: Right Goes Nuclear After Charlie Kirk Assassination
The Left: “What did we start?”
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ICE Fall Mask Line Projects Kinder, Gentler Abductions
“It’s easier to separate kids from their parents with a cute bear mask,” said one agent.
Donald Duck Admits He Wrote Epstein Letter
“It’s my signature, not the president’s,” Mr. Duck said.
Trump Appoints RFK Jr as Chief Statistician after “Unfair” August Labor Report
Kennedy will lead the Bureau of Loyal Statistics overseeing all federal data.
Trump Frat Pack Mistakes Epstein Survivors’ Testimony for Epstein Party
“We thought the good times were back,” said Rudy Giuliani, "but it was just a press conference."
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