Ridiculocracy

Meals on Wheels Next after SPLC Indictment

ASPCA, Alcoholics Anonymous also in DOJ Crosshairs

May 3

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April 2026

Other Proof that Trump is Jesus

New Paintings Discovered Near Sea of Galilee Leave No Doubt

Apr 17

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White House Warns of Democratic Backsliding after Hungarian Election

Election “Lacked Irregularities Necessary for a Credible Result”

Apr 13

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ICE Announces New Polling Division, Cites “Extensive ID-Checking Experience”

Random Stops Result in Unintended Enfranchisement

Apr 3

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Trump’s Address to the Nation on Iran

A Transcript

Apr 2

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March 2026

Charles Schwab Launches TACO Fund

New ETF Tracks the Presidential Capitulation Index, Gives Retail Investors Exposure to Ultimatums and Backdowns, Trades at 15-Minute Disadvantage to…

Mar 30

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White House Introduces Dress, Grooming Code After Shoes Initiative “Massive Success”

Male Cabinet Members Also Change Names to “Donald”

Mar 17

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White House Releases Iran War Rationale Desk Calendar

Only $19.99 — 5¢ per Reason per Day!

Mar 9

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AI Drone Told to “Decapitate the Regime” Destroys White House

“We don’t know anything about it,” winked an Anthropic engineer.

Mar 1

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February 2026

Jews Puzzled Over “El Mencho” Killing

“How could he be bad with that name?” asked Shmuli Rodriguez.

Feb 24

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Earth Flat and Cooling, Trump Claims

Also Directs Military to Invest in Coal, Blockbuster, and the Telegraph

Feb 13

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MAGA Outraged after Trump Deletes Racist Image of Obamas

President Blames Staffer for Deleting Post

Feb 7

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