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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
11 hrs ago
Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
Nov 6
ANSWERS: Know Your Internal Security Forces!
SPOILER ALERT!
Nov 5
New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
PLUS: Try Your Hand at the Caption Contest!
Nov 4

October 2025

Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
Oct 31
Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
Oct 29
Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
Oct 28
After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
Oct 25
“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
Oct 22
No Kings and Other Nightmares: What Scares Mike Johnson
“There’s No Bill of Rights in the Bible”
Oct 18
Democrat Agencies Secede from Executive Branch
Interagency Civil War Brewing; USAID Insurgency Takes Shape
Oct 16
Trump Wins Nobel Prize!
“Don’t tell him it’s not for peace,” whispered an aide.
Oct 13
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