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After Shutdown, Federal Workers Start Charging the Government for Services
“We’re just following POTUS’s lead,” said an Oak Ridge nuclear scientist. “BTW, today’s cost for no accidents is $40,000. Up front. In cash.”
Nov 13
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Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
Nov 11
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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
Nov 10
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Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
Nov 6
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ANSWERS: Know Your Internal Security Forces!
SPOILER ALERT!
Nov 5
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New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
PLUS: Try Your Hand at the Caption Contest!
Nov 4
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October 2025
Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
Oct 31
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Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
Oct 29
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Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
Oct 28
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After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
Oct 25
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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
Oct 22
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No Kings and Other Nightmares: What Scares Mike Johnson
“There’s No Bill of Rights in the Bible”
Oct 18
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