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AI Drone Told to “Decapitate the Regime” Destroys White House
“We don’t know anything about it,” winked an Anthropic engineer.
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Jews Puzzled Over “El Mencho” Killing
“How could he be bad with that name?” asked Shmuli Rodriguez.
Feb 24
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Trump Replaces Venezuelan Drug Kingpin with Honduran Kingpin
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Earth Flat and Cooling, Trump Claims
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After Ending 8 (Some Say 9) Wars, Trump Turns to Military Action
Jan 27
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Iceland, Greenland, Ireland, They're all the Same to Me!
Excerpts from Trump’s Davos Speech
Jan 23
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