Other Proof that Trump is Jesus
New Paintings Discovered Near Sea of Galilee Leave No Doubt
By Dee Siple, Blasphemy Correspondent
Galilee, The Holy Land — After posting a photo of himself as “Dr. Jesus” healing the nation on Monday, President Trump followed with a picture of himself and his brother Wednesday.
Despite deleting the first photo after backlash from non-believers, historians say they are further proof that Trump represents the second coming.
Liberty University historian, Dr. Ezekiel Thundergospel, listed several other characteristics, explaining that Trump:
Is black
Grew up poor
Surrounds himself with wise men
LOVES gold
Was betrayed by Marjorie “Judas” Taylor Green
Was born in the year 0
Was crucified after his first term, then resurrected.
O Ye of Little Faith
Adding to the evidence, archaeologists recently unearthed these paintings from a cave by the Sea of Galilee. Thundergospel estimates the pictures Trump posted on Truth Social originated from the same location:
