DOJ to Expand “Anti-Weaponization” Fund to Murderers, Rapists, and Pedophiles
“If they support the President, they’re eligible,” said acting AG Blanche.
By Wynne Fal, Taxpayer Slush Fund Correspondent
Washington, DC — Trump supporters rushed to assault federal buildings Friday, hoping for payouts from the Department of Justice’s $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” fund.
On Constitution Avenue, a “Start the Steal” rally ransacked the National Archives.
“We busted in and tore up that papyrus with all the faded signatures,” boasted Larry Gladde, sporting a “January 6, 2021 – Day of Love” tattoo. “Now we’re gonna get paid!”
