White House Introduces Dress, Grooming Code After Shoes Initiative “Massive Success”
Male Cabinet Members Also Change Names to “Donald”
By Sol Licker, Menswear Correspondent
Washington, DC — After gifting black Florsheim Oxfords to his male cabinet members, President Trump Tuesday added navy blue suits, red ties and foam noses, orange pompadours, and white face paint to his cabinet dress code.
“I LOVE the new outfit,” rechristened Secretary of State Donald Rubio posted on X. “The president’s fashion sense is exceeded only by his generosity — he also agreed to sleep with our wives.”
Florsheim has capitalized on the publicity, announcing a new theme: “For men who follow orders.” They also introduced “presidential sizing,” shipping three sizes larger than what a customer selects.
