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Trump Call to Gianni Overturns 4-1 Loss to Belgium

“President Trump always has our back. This gives us a lot of confidence going into the next game,” said USMNT captain Christian Pulisic.

By Owen Goal, Soccer Correspondent

Seattle, WA — The US Men’s soccer team will play Spain in Los Angeles Friday after FIFA President Gianni Infantino overturned their 4-1 loss to Belgium following a phone call from President Trump.

Explaining the decision, FIFA cited Belgium’s “excessive scoring” as “bringing the game into disrepute.” A Video Assisted Replay (VAR) post-game review also found the US team’s “clear and obvious errors” violated Fair Play rules.

A stunned Belgian side immediately appealed the ruling but were denied by FIFA’s independent judiciary.

“There is clear precedent for the United States to declare victory after a bad loss to a superior opponent,” the judiciary said in a statement.

“Just look at the Iran deal. And the reflecting pool.”