ICE Fall Mask Line Projects Kinder, Gentler Abductions
“It’s easier to separate kids from their parents with a cute bear mask,” said one agent.
By Luke S. Goode, Fashion Correspondent
New York, NY – Just in time for harvest raids—and with an eye toward holiday gift-giving—US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) released its fall mask line today.
“I think they’re fabulous,” gushed Ryan Hallwell, an ICE agent in New Orleans. “The masks are stylish, concealing, and intimidating. I want to look …
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