Loomer Joining “The Kardashians”
"This is either genius or the beginning of the apocalypse,” said a media executive.
By: Chad Buzzworthy, Social Media Correspondent
Calabasas, CA — August 26, 2025
Far-right troll and Trump whisperer Laura Loomer is joining season 7 of Hulu’s “The Kardashians,” the streaming network announced Monday.
“We considered Marilyn Manson,” said Kim, “but we decided he wasn’t unhinged enough, so we got his off-brand twin, Laura. She’s had as much plastic surgery as the rest of us, so we think she’ll fit right in.”
The Kardashian Konnection
Sources close to production reveal Loomer's addition stems from the Kardashian family's desperate need for new storylines.
"They've done makeup, glamping, tequila, law school, and Pete Davidson," said TMZ analyst Poppa Razzi. "Election conspiracy theories and airport confrontations were the next logical step."
“She’s perfect for the brand,” said Kris Jenner. “She’s controversial, unstable, and constantly trending for the…
