CDC Approves Kisses, Chicken Soup As Tylenol Alternatives
When "tough it out" isn't an option
By Misty Placebo, Health Reporter
Washington, DC – Tylenol joined the ranks of “cancel consequences” victims Monday, prompting the CDC’s Department of Juju and Unsupported Neonatal Knowledge (JUNK) to release a list of emotionally resonant alternatives.
“After extensive consultation with grandmothers, wellness influencers, and the vibes meter in the Oval …
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