Turkey Pardoned after $1 Million Donation to Trump Library

Others Buy Crypto or Ink Business Deals for Clemency — “Democrat Turkeys” Not So Lucky

Nov 26, 2025

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By Phil Grimm, Thanksgiving Correspondent

Washington, DC — In honor of Thanksgiving, President Trump has issued a flurry of pardons for turkeys otherwise destined for holiday platters and late night leftovers.

Among the reprieved: GobbleChain founder Chainpeng Zhowl, who narrowly escaped a “no flee deal” with the Biden Justice Department, which would have…

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