Trump Frat Pack Mistakes Epstein Survivors’ Testimony for Epstein Party
“We thought the good times were back,” said Rudy Giuliani, "but it was just a press conference."
By Phil. E. Buster, Congressional Correspondent
Washington, DC – September 5, 2025
Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Rudy Giuliani, and Elon Musk rushed to Capitol Hill Wednesday after hearing that Jeffrey Epstein sexual abuse survivors would appear.
“Hot young ladies? We’re there,” said Hegseth, dabbing white powder from his bloody nose with an American flag po…
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