Trump Dispatches Imperial Guard to DC
“Resistance” busses homeless to red states in defiance
By Snark Twain, Local Correspondent
Washington, D.C. — August 14, 2025
Several days after sending the National Guard to help restore law and order in Washington, DC, President Donald Trump announced the Star Wars Imperial Guard would replace federal troops.
The president’s announcement follows the tragic carjacking of a former Department of Government Expa…
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