Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) Reaches Pandemic Levels after CDC Eliminates Vaccine Mandate
President also Treated after Blaming Rob Reiner for his Own Murder
By Dee Mensha, Presidential Health Correspondent
Viral, USA — The CDC officially declared a TDS pandemic Tuesday after the president blamed Rob Reiner for the murder of himself and his wife at the hands of his mentally ill son — something even MAGAites who think ICE isn’t cruel enough condemned.
“They must have TDS too,” Trump responded, when asked about backlash to his Truth Social statement.
