Senate Renamed “Hall of Eunuchs” after Trump Mandated Castrations
“Now that we're nonbinary, we can’t use the bathroom,” said one Senator.
By Phil E. Buster, Congressional Correspondent
Washington, D.C. — August 12, 2025
The Trump Administration conducted a mass gelding of Republican Senators yesterday in a move political observers are calling “ballsy” and the latest sign of the legislative branch’s submission to the executive. In honor of the occasion, senators renamed their chamber the “Ha…
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