Radical Domestic Terror Organizations Exposed!
Antifa is just the beginning...
By Allen Kayda, Terrorism Correspondent
Washington, DC — Following Antifa’s designation as a “Domestic Terrorist Organization” (DTO) under absent law, White House Deputy Chief-of-Staff Stephen Miller promised to “destroy other domestic terror movements funded by liberal philanthropists using Whole Foods gift cards.”
Anonymous sources suggest that DTOs go beyond black-clad anarchists. They include your neighbors, yoga instructor, and the acetaminophen pusher who gave your kid autism, including:
Mindfulness Militants: Radicalized by Headspace and herbal tea, these extremists weaponize inner peace. Known to chant “namaste” before detonating unsolicited advice about how to remain present and cleanse your aura.
The PTA (Parental Tyranny Alliance): Responsible for the most brutal domestic conflicts in modern American history: the 2019 "Nut-Free Barricade" and 2022 "Gifted Designation Massacre." Driven by “good parent” neuroses and fear of appearing uninvolved.
The Democratic Party: Not just libs…
