Presidential Drug Deal: Trump and Pfizer Launch “TrumpRX”
Cheap Pills, Big Deals, and Even Bigger Side Effects
By Misty Placebo, Health Reporter
Washington, D.C. — In an announcement longer than pharmaceutical trials and CVS receipts, President Trump unveiled a partnership with Pfizer to offer cheap direct-to-consumer prescription drugs via a new website: TrumpRX.
“It’s the art of the deal – but for your stomach issues,” said Trump. “You can get your prescriptions directly from me, dispensed by Trump University trained pharmacists. Pick up for free at any Trump hotel, golf course, or Mar-a-Lago.”
Health experts lauded the website’s fresh branding and lower prices but questioned the need to pay in $TRUMP memecoin and confirm you voted “correctly” before purchase.
