New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
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By Penny Shill, White House Correspondent
Washington, DC — The White House has announced new additions to its timeline of architecturally significant events at “The People’s House,” such as rebuilding after the War of 1812 and Woodrow Wilson’s addition of the Rose Garden in 1913.
Historians, however, have questioned the relevance and accuracy of the four below timeline events. They include Bill Clinton’s tryst with Monica Lewinsky in a room that President Trump has turned into a MAGA gift shop, and a meeting between Barack Obama and the Muslim Brotherhood that never happened and is represented by a photo of Obama meeting an Imam in Kenya in 2006.
When asked to explain the inaccurate or misleading photos and captions, including one suggesting Hunter Biden left a bag of cocaine in the West Wing, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt responded:
“Oops.”

New Additions
Several new timeline events will post to whitehouse.gov in the coming days, according to Leavitt:
1883
Chester A. Arthur installs the White House’s first espresso machine.
1903
Teddy Roosevelt rides a bear through the halls in his famous “trust busting rodeo.”
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