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“Listen b$%^&es, you have no right to ask me all these stupid questions”

AG Bondi “Obliterates” Democrat Senators in made for Social Media Performance

Oct 10, 2025
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Bondi cooked the Libs at Tuesday’s hearing. Everyone agrees.

By Phil E. Buster, Congressional Correspondent

Washington, DC – Attorney General Pam Bondi turned Tuesday’s Senate Judiciary hearing into a TikTok roast battle with Democratic senators – minus the talent filter. One pundit described her performance as “foul-mouthed teen meets poo throwing monkey.” The MAGAsphere ate it up.

Illinois Senator Dick Durbin tried to ask if the White House consulted her before sending federal troops to Chicago.

“You’d like to know, wouldn’t you?” Bondi said. “Go post on LinkedIn about ‘resilience.’ I wish you loved Chicago as much as you hate President Trump – and Democrats love losing elections.”

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Rhode Island Senator Sheldon Whitehouse quizzed her about dropping the investigation into border czar Tom Homan after he reportedly accepted $50,000 in cash from undercover FBI agents.

“Fifty thousand?” Bondi guffawed. “That’s what I p…

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