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Larry Summers Not the Only One Who Solicited Epstein’s Advice

The "Salacious Sage" also mentored Diddy, R Kelly, Donald Duck, and...President Trump

Nov 21, 2025
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By D. Pravity, Slimeball Correspondent

Cambridge, MA – In the wake of revelations that former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers sought romantic advice from Jeffrey Epstein, Summers and other Epstein mentees discussed the immense impact the pedophile had on their lives.

“He was my wingman,” said Summers. “Courting other women while married is tricky, but Jeffrey taught me how to leverage my status and authority. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have given me the time of day. For that, I’m forever grateful.”

Summers’ Epstein conduct puts to bed the controversy he stoked in 2005 suggesting that women may have innately lower IQs than men. (Gage Skidmore via Wikimedia)
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