Independent Monitor Lizard to Oversee Columbia University’s Re-Education
Once endangered, “Cold-Blooded Commissars” make comeback under Trump
By Ivana Tenure, Education Correspondent
New York, NY — August 5, 2025
Herpetologists are praising the Trump Administration’s appointment of an independent monitor lizard to oversee its $221 million settlement with Columbia University in exchange for ending federal civil rights investigations and employment claims.
The monitor is the third reptile that Tr…
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