George Washington Convenes Presidents Guild to Discuss Trump Attack on Free Speech
“He’s giving us bad press. I don’t know, maybe his President’s license should be taken away,” said the founding father.
By Mortimer Quill, Dead Presidents Correspondent
Mt. Vernon, VA. – George Washington convened the “Presidents Guild” yesterday following Donald Trump’s threat to revoke licenses from broadcasters who criticize him.
The Guild, which historians insist was “not in the Constitution but should have been” consists of the 41 deceased presidents who gather whenever their successors make “an especially dumb move.” It has met almost daily during Trump’s two administrations and convened after the withdrawal from Afghanistan, the decision to invade Iraq, and the Lewinsky scandal.
(Despite intense lobbying, the Guild denied entry to Alexander Hamilton. “That guy puts out more tweets than Elon,” said Garfield. “But it’s simple. Not a president.”)
“Gentlemen, and Teddy,” Washington said solemnly, opening the meeting. “We are here to discuss revoking Donald J. Trump’s license to be president. I did not cross the Delaware so an orange wig-stand could gri…
