George Washington Convenes Presidents Guild to Discuss Trump Attack on Free Speech
“He’s giving us bad press. I don’t know, maybe his President’s license should be taken away,” said the founding father.
By Mortimer Quill, Dead Presidents Correspondent
Mt. Vernon, VA. – George Washington convened the “Presidents Guild” yesterday following Donald Trump’s threat to revoke licenses from broadcasters who criticize him.
The Guild, which historians insist was “not in the Constitution but should have been” cons…
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