Doublespeak Dictionary is a Ridiculocracy occasional series documenting the language of MAGA and the Trump Administration.
EVERYONE
pronoun /ˈevrēwən/
1. Donald J. Trump
A synonym for “me.” Proof that a vague but powerful mass of people agree with Trump’s assertions. Used to imply divine endorsement and universal adoration. Preempts criticism, inflates popularity, and justifies assertions normally requiring logic or evidence. Often invoked to lend credibility to controversial claims or deflect responsibility.
A signal to loyalists to repeat the message and amplify the Truth.
A self-fulfilling prophecy once anyone currying favor or seeking to avoid a mean nickname adopts the gospel.
Examples:
“Everyone is saying.”
— Donald J. Trump, every day to justify anything“Everyone wants me to run again.”
— Donald J. Trump, with uncomfortably increasing frequency“A top scientist told me we could make the moon bigger. But 'only Trump can do it.’ It’s a great idea. More eclipses, better shadows, tremendous f…
