Democratic Senator Jokes!
We could go on...
What is a Democratic Senator’s favorite…?
Q: Geological feature?
A: A cave.
Q: Outdoor sport?
A: Spelunking.
Q: Baked good?
A: A crumble.
Q: Section of a carnival?
A: The concessions.
Q: Dog trick?
A: Roll over!
Q: Part of a hike?
A: Climbing down.
Q: Civil War battleground?
A: Appomattox.
Why did the Democratic Senator have a hard time merging onto the highway?
A: He mistook the “Yield” sign for a command.
Q: What does the surrender emoji look like?
A: 🫏
Person 1: I asked the eight Democratic defectors, “Do you know what ‘I surrender’ means?”
Eight Defectors: No, we give up.
Person 1: Why? That wasn’t a hard question.
Q: How did Senate majority leader John Thune start his negotiation with the Democrats to end the shutdown?
A: Are you French? Because boy are you going to surrender to me.
The New Democratic Party flag:
Chuck Schumer to the eight defectors:
“When I said ‘submit,’ I meant your proposals!”